{"id":4081,"date":"2025-03-22T20:57:04","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T20:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/graceffa.com\/?p=4081"},"modified":"2025-03-22T21:17:21","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T21:17:21","slug":"my-phone-rises-from-the-sea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceffa.com\/?p=4081","title":{"rendered":"My Phone Rises from the Sea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"4065\" src=\"https:\/\/graceffa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_1510-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/graceffa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_1510-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/graceffa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_1510-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/graceffa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_1510-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/graceffa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_1510-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/graceffa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_1510-2048x1536.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little shaky, but we took this picture once we got back to the trailhead after losing my phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we flew from &#8220;up north&#8221; Paihia to Auckland, weekend trampers were exploring the area we&#8217;d visited in Russell the day before. When we landed in Auckland and had checked into our hotel, I had a DM marked urgent on Facebook. Someone had found my license and credit card on the beach. They&#8217;d posted on an information board. And another traveller, named Annette, reached out to me on FB.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yikes! I hadn&#8217;t considered this. I was a little bit alarmed that my information was so public. A credit card has a name, but can be cancelled, as mine was. But a drivers license has so much information! While I was considering what to do, another person DMed me, a man named Danny. He actually had my cards in his possession and was wondering where to mail them. He was glad to hear I was alive, writing &#8220;We feared the worst at one point!&#8221; He also assured me that he had removed the post from the Russell information board. I asked him to drop the cards at the police station.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought it wise to let the police know that the cards would arrive and who I was, so I began the process of contacting the police. Like other countries, NZ has an emergency number&#8211; fortunately not for me in this case- and a non urgent matters number. I began the process of filing a &#8220;105,&#8221; a report for matters like lost and found. Oddly, I decided I should file a &#8220;found&#8221; report, even though I was the, ahem, loser.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I wrapped up the long form, translating Kiwi English terms into American English terms, Mark&#8217;s phone rang. It was me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I gazed at my photo coming up on the screen. It could only mean that my actual phone was ringing Mark&#8217;s. I answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman on the other end, holding my phone, had just rescued it from the beach, she explained. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Oh my goodness! And it works?&#8221; I said. &#8220;It&#8217;s spent the whole night in the ocean.&#8221; I explained what had happened, and that we&#8217;d been reluctant to climb down the cliffside. I was now beginning to feel that maybe we should have&#8211; obviously other people survived the climb. My phone had even survived the fall, apparently. Maybe NZ oceans are less lethal than the North Atlantic I&#8217;m used to?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a little hard to hear the woman, whose name was Megan. Of course I explained that I&#8217;d love to have the phone back, and she suggested that we connect through Facebook or Instagram. I agreed, although it&#8217;s not completely second nature for me. She gave me her full name and number. I texted her using messages on my laptop. I thought the best course of action would for her to turn the phone over to the police, and let them help me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She replied that she would pop into the station, and that she was a police officer herself and knew the officer in Russell, but that the station was likely closed since it was the weekend. I now had two different plot lines running through my mind. One was all sunshine and rainbows. The other was dark, conspiracy laden, and would do very well as a Netflix limited series.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I decided I should try the phone number for non-urgent matters with the police. The queue counted down from ten callers ahead of me, until it was finally my turn and a friendly female voice, who I&#8217;ll refer to as the telephone officer, asked how she could help. I started to babble. She told me it was alright and that I could take my time. Little did she know!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I explained the whole situation, including that I had filed a report, which the telephone officer found. In a short time, I had accumulated quite a few details. She was, fortunately, quite sympathetic to the paranoid version of my thoughts, and had some of her own, including asking me for my phone&#8217;s IMEI number, which I actually had (mind you, I have no idea what &#8220;IMEI&#8221; stands for, but I do have the number.) When I gave her Megan&#8217;s full name, and said she had told me she was a police officer, the telephone officer hmm&#8217;ed and we continued. Later she confirmed to me that Megan truly was an officer and I could set my mind at ease on that matter! The dark and cynical Netflix plot began to recede and the rainbows and sunshine plot grew a little brighter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before we ended the call, I explained my embarrassment that my husband I and I hadn&#8217;t climbed down to the beach. I told her our ages. She said the decision was &#8220;fair.&#8221; Given her age, I take this to mean &#8220;wise,&#8221; rather than &#8220;a mediocre and wimpy decision that is now inconveniencing many other people on holiday.&#8221; Furthermore, the telephone officer wanted me to know that when she first heard my voice she thought I was a much younger person&#8211; a teenager! &#8220;Its all the tramping,&#8221; I laughed, while thinking, &#8220;Well, when we first connected I was nervously babbling while imagining dark and twisty stories.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This story is still in process. My phone is still in Russell and I am not. It turns out that Russell really does close its police station on the weekends! From its inspirationally lawless past it remains, in a different way, intermittently lawless today. Vacationing police officers and good samaritans seem to have everything well in hand. With no active options that she could possibly take on my phone&#8217;s behalf, I am sitting in Auckland wishing Megan a very delightful holiday weekend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I filed an updated &#8220;105&#8221; and presented my whole itinerary, along with my gratitude. The telephone officer seemed concerned that a courier service would miss me in Auckland, and that the phone would need to be shipped further down the line. If that is the case, I won&#8217;t see it until the end of the trip, shortly before we fly home. Fingers are crossed, and you might cross yours too, in solidarity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little shaky, but we took this picture once we got back to the trailhead after losing my phone. As we flew from &#8220;up north&#8221; Paihia to Auckland, weekend trampers were exploring the area we&#8217;d visited in Russell the day before. 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